THE ALIEN AMONGST US

SABMG NYC SUBWAY CAR.jpg

HAVE YOU SEEN ONE?

Dear Citizen,

There have been a series of reports of Alien sightings. It is not certain whether there is more than one or if it is able to teleport itself to various spots around the world. What is certain is that it is not known if danger is eminent. If you should spot anything looking like the being pictured above, DO NOT APPROACH IT! WE REPEAT DO NOT MAKE ANY PHYSICAL CONTACT. Call your local authorities or contact us on Instagram @officialSABMG or @space_aliens_bad_mothers_guns.